yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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