he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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