KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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