how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
