Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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