I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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