My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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