i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
