I hate your face
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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