wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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