don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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