I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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