am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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