If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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