I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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