dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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