i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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