If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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