Dual....:-)
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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