Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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