I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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