idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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