i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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