i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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