Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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