I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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