hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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