She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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