We should be called the Road Head Warriors
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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