So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so let's talk penis.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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