Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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