did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
