doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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