We're like a lot better than the average bears
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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