what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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