Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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