After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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