I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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