It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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