How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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