if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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