I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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