someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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