You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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