I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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