i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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