Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Randomize
