we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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