If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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