Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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