You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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