whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's Friday. Sex?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Randomize