I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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