Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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