I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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