Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
